Aaron Rodgers

I have to say I am quite the Aaron Rodgers fan. First look at his roots: Cal. Nuff said.

So little Aaron began under the late great Brett Favre. But this wasn't Shirley and Levine more like Cane and Able. Favre hated Aaron, so he decided he would play longer than he should and try to get as much fame as possible so little Aaron never had a shot. Poor guy. Favre lied to him at practices and told him to throw the wrong routes. Poor Aaron. Favre told Aaron to take pics of his weiner and send them to cheerleaders. That actually worked out better for Aaron than Favre.

So Aaron had to start off this way. Finally ole Favre was taken to the farm and Aaron got his shot. And what a shot! Aaron lept into the controls of the Packers like Maximus taking the reigns of his chariot as the guy in the wicked mask slammed his bow staff into the wheel, shattering it into 100 pieces, leaving the chariot with only 1 wheel, where Maximus had to pull really hard on his steed and lean left, all while aiming his lance in the direction of the number 2 gladiator who had slowly risen to the ranks by hard work mining the field of Milan.

So now ole Aaron is leading this Packers team, and he has it going on. I mean the dude is stacked, I am sure he has a hot wife, my wife thinks he is hot, he rocks a stache for charity, and now he needs 1 more thing to put him over the top....

THE BELT CELEBRATION

For all of you WWE fans, this is sick! Pretend you just watched Triple H rear naked choke slam Bruiser in the cage match and return to his feet and mimmick putting on the biggest damn gold belt you have ever seen. THIS IS WHAT RODGERS DOES! Yes! This celebration isn't just for TD's either my friend. I saw him do it to the cheerleader. THAT IS RAD! I bet she had to go the locker room for a clean uniform after that.

So in conclusion I can't wait for Aaron Rodgers to mop up the Steelers like Big Ben mopping up white trash rats to rape in Georgia. Go PACKERS and go Aaron