Movie Night in Salt Lake

I am a happy little camper over here in Salt :Lake City. It is so nice, the mountains make me feel like I am in Denver West.

What should I do when I am here by myself? hmm lets go see a movie that Heather never will see. Now that doesn't really nail down any movie you say to me. Heather usually hits up the 10 AM Sunday cinema for her movies. So I head down to the local cinema, get my ticket and grab a nice seat.

So I now need to put myself in the mind of the lady sitting next to me in the theater.

Here is my background: I am not terribly atractive, definately let my gym membership lapse, my husband is wearing a backwards KC Royals hat, and I have a 3 year old daughter.

So what movie do I want to watch on a Saturday Evening at 7 PM? Hmmm how about Battle Los Angeles. I remember my French teacher taught me that Battle means 'beautiful' and Los Angeles means 'the Lakers' so 'beautiful Lakers' must be a tearjerker about Kobe raping some girl.

So I get the pleasure of her having to listen to her shush her 3 year old through the whole movie and tell her daughter how bad she was behaving. I really wanted to harness my inner Tyson and yell "YOU ARE THE WORST PARENT IN THE WORLD!!! GET OUT!!"

So needless to say I have found the world's worst parents, but the movie was pretty good. I would highly recomend it.

Shejuan

My conversation I had with Shawn earlier

me:  So if you are really gay, who are you gay with? Who are your types of guys?

 Shawn:  fiene of course

 me:  Really? That is the kind of guy you like? I would have pegged you as someone who is tough...

 Shawn:  ok brandon

 me:  What do you want to do to Brandon?

 Shawn:  everything

when i saw him throw that boot at the cabbie

i got so wet

 me:  Really...

I guess this explains quite a bit about you

Does this explain why Jess treats you like her bitch?

 Shawn:  yes

it does

 me:  So you admit that your wife just pushes you around?

Ever consider her using a strap on?

 Sent at 10:25 AM on Friday

 Shawn:  sometimes

 me:  Wow, this really firms up some suspicions I had about you

 Shawn:  glad we had this chat

 me:  Anything else you would like to go on the blog?

Anything about Parker?

 Shawn:  that's all

 

Poor Poor Shawn